{"product_id":"wash-your-f-cking-hands","title":"Wash Your F*cking Hands","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRETRO WEEK 2026 IS UPON US! ALL OF THE RETRO CANDLES ARE FOR PURCHASE ON A PRE-ORDER BASIS. RETRO CANDLES (AND ANY OTHER CANDLES PURCHASED IN THE SAME ORDER) ARE ESTIMATED TO SHIP BY THE END OF JULY. If you’re purchasing classic candles and would like those to ship separately, please place a separate order. Thank you so much for your support of Retro Day!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1em; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1em; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1em; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003eThings are fucking crazy right now, to say the least. I made this candle not to make light of the situation, but to hopefully bring some humor to dark times. We're all in this together. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1em; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1em; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis candle is very similar to the popular \"volcano\" candle by capri blue. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Evil Queen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32954318553221,"sku":"","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1643\/8697\/products\/WashYourFuckingHands.png?v=1606922086","url":"https:\/\/shopevilqueen.com\/products\/wash-your-f-cking-hands","provider":"Evil Queen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}